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| Lyric Credits: |
Tom Ponton |
| Music Credits: |
Pete Papageorge |
| Producer Credits: |
Pete Papageorge |
| Publisher Credits: |
©2003 Once in a Lifetime Music (BMI) |
| Performance Credits: |
Pete Papageorge |
| Label Credits: |
n/a |
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Short Song Description:
Funny Christmas song.
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| Song Length |
2:33 |
| Primary Genre |
Unique-Holiday |
| Tempo / Feel |
Unique-Unclassified |
| Tempo / Feel |
Medium (111 - 130) |
| Lead Vocal |
Male Vocal |
| Subject Matter 1 |
Laugh, Smile |
| Subject Matter 2 |
Fun |
| Mood 1 |
Cheerful |
| Language |
English |
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AMWAY CHRISTMAS
(Ponton/Papageorge)
VERSE #1:
Thought it was a Christmas party, but my friend gave me a pitch
On how to have a great new year and learn to strike it rich
He wanted me to spread the word and tell my friends and peers
And order enough toilet paper to last me 50 years, so
1st CHORUS:
Let’s have an AMWAY CHRISTMAS
It’ll be just like a dream
Hell, let’s recruit old Santa
In our nasty pyramid scheme
Let’s deck the halls and skip the malls
We can work the phones
Let’s have an AMWAY CHRISTMAS
And never leave our homes
VERSE #2:
When the Wise Men came years ago
They brought much more than gold
They were networking the shepherds
And wanted Joseph in the fold
They gave their presentation
But all everyone did was just stare
Was it Amway they were selling or was it Tupperware?
2nd CHORUS:
So, they had an AMWAY CHRISTMAS
By a star that twinkled bluish
They all exchanged Christmas gifts
Though the shepherds, they were Jewish
They decked the halls, there were no malls
The only sold by mule
They had an AMWAY CHRISTMAS
On that very first ever cool Yule
3rd CHORUS:
So, let’s have an AMWAY CHRISTMAS
Just like we used to know
But we won’t tell you what we’re selling
Until we have to go
So, let’s deck the halls with business calls
Maybe I can look the part
Let’s have an AMWAY CHRISTMAS
We’ll sell right off the chart
4th CHORUS:
So, let’s have an AMWAY CHRISTMAS
And tick off all our friends
You can burn the midnight oil
Cause the workday never ends
Deck the halls, you’ve got calls
You can brainwash your own wife
Let’s have an AMWAY CHRISTMAS
It’s a brand new way of life
©2003 Once in a Lifetime Music (BMI)
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